Saturday, June 29, 2019

SOSS #138 - B is for the Birds & the Bees

Time for the next Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers challenge #138 - B is for the Birds and the Bees!

I have this fab VLV sentiment in my stash that I absolutely had to use for this challenge. I really do know exactly who I would poop on and am so glad we humans don't have the ability to fire off a deuce. Eww!!!

I sponged Distress Oxide Peeled Paint and Weathered Wood onto the card front using a Tim Holtz Mini Stencil. I spattered Distress Oxide Wilted Violet and was surprised the color changed so with a coat of Clear Rock Candy Distress Crackle Paint.

Once that was dry, I used Distress Crayon Peeled Paint and Chipped Sapphire to emphasize the crackle and add a bit of color behind.  After that it was a simple matter of stamping the IndigoBlue Think Evil Thoughts sentiment, Carabelle Studio The Birds, and Viva Las Vegas Plate 1470 sentiment with Versafine Onyx Black.


  1. Absolutely hilarious! I LOVE this one!!!!!

  2. This is brilliant, has me laughing out loud

  3. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that poop is just awesome (what a weird thing to say about poop)
    I wish I had an army of pooping birds, I have a long list of targets...

  4. This card is really remarkably realistic! Love the off-the-edge bird - no one will ever know the culprit. :D


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